Global Warming Perhaps

To all of those who don't believe in Global warming...here is your proof.



Cape Town Weather

Sunday Sunrise 06:14 (SAST) Sunset 19:46 (SAST)

36°C

20°C

11

very good

1006

25

Ive been spritzing all weekend. The last time Ive spent 6 hours a day in the pool was when I was 8!!!



My Self Portrait after todays Heat!











London Weather

Tuesday Sunrise 07:24 (GMT) Sunset 17:04 (GMT)

4°C

-2°C

; >17

very poor

1003

70

You guys can have this weather all to yourselves!!!!






Piccie Stolen from The "Ooms" Facebook profile.
(Dankie Oom)

Odd Couple???

Spent the day in the pool today due to record high temperatures and saw the oddest couple ever!



What could she possibly see in this man???? You have to ask the question.... is she a escort?? or just plain blind!!!

Wasted Weekend

Now Ill be the first one to admit that I love a drink or two (or three) every now and then. However this weekend was a total write off due to the failure to control my alcohol intake on Friday night.

I failed to adhere to the six rules Ive set out when it comes to drinking:

1. Never start a drinking session at Lunchtime.
2. Always eat before drinking commences.
3. Believe your friends when they tell you that you are pissed and should slow down.
4. Never, Never, Never become best friends with the looser at the end of the bar who has no friends of his own.
5. Don't drink and drive home.
6. Drink a glass of water when you get home.
6.1 Ensure that you get home!

Due to the breaking of these rules I woke up on Saturday feeling like life had ended. Ive spent the rest of the weekend at Mom and Dads place feeling very sorry for myself and avoiding all my social obligations.

Theres nothing worse than facing your friends after a session of absolute name throwing. I now plan to live the rest of my life as a recluse thus avoiding further embarrassment.

Yours in soberness
Debbie
AA member since 01/02/09

Poor Capetonians

Shame I can really see why other people feel sorry for us poor Capetonians.
Just look at the horrible scenery I had to endure while at the Chermans 21st birthday party last week.....

What a crap city we live in!

Unhappy New Year

So I suppose you've all have been missing me terribly, well the good news is that I'm back!! Where have I been you ask?

Well it all starts once upon a time in late 2008 with me jetting off (albeit just to Durbs) to see the love of my life and long distance boyfriend for the last three years, 'Mr London'.
It was 10 days of bliss and no explanation needed as to why I wasn't around my PC much.
(Winking Smiley face)

BUT he emails a couple days later to break up with me. No, that wasn't a typo he really did email me to say its over for good!!! Along with this unfortunate event I also started a job that I'm not entirely sure I'm going to enjoy ( who does actually want to work 9-5 every day especially when your earning the SA Rand???) moved into a house that I'm not entirely happy with ( its a little sub standard compared to the Clifton penthouse I was gunning for) and on top of this we lost a very special friend to a freak stroke.

SO as you may gather it wasn't a very happy start to the New Year at all.
To all of those who wasted their time sending cheesy Happy New Year messages next year try this: "Merry Christmas and Shitty New Year".

Be honest here, who really does have a happy start to the New Year??? Its back to work for most of us, summer romances fizzle out and almost all of us are broke from overspending during the December holidays!

SO here's three cheers to a shit January. Unhappy New Years to you all!!

Who is Grayshirt Man?

The Jew and I have been enjoying the odd stroll along Sea Point promenade lately to take in the atmosphere and scenery. Scenery being a mysterious young man who is always running at 17:30 dressed in a Gray shirt.

Now girls this hot fine specimen is a definite 15 out of 10. Facts show that in the last 13 years The Jew and I have been friends we have never, not once found the same man attractive till this very day.

I have never witnessed anyone looking so good covered in sweat! In fact earlier this week I happened to be driving along instead of walking, saw GrayShirt Man and nearly crashed my car!

Mental Note to self: Never do that again.

So please please please, anyone who has any whereabouts of this fine young man let me know so that I can stalk him for the rest of my existence.

Many Thanks
Debbie
CEO Of Grayshirt Man Fanclub

Winter Sniffles

So after just about everyone I know from the UK complaining about being sick this winter (especially Mr 'Associate Director' who is even threatening to cancel his trip to SA if he doesn't get better soon) I have decided to share with you my ancient and coveted anti illness remedies........

1. Eat at least 7 cloves of Garlic a day (swallow them like pills if your worried about bad breath)

2. Drink a breakfast smoothie with the following ingredients:

1 cup water,
1 whole peeled lemon and orange,
half a pear,
garlic clove,
fresh oregano,
cayenne pepper.
( beg or steal a blender if you don't have one)

3. Move away from the bloody UK.

Its called Vitamin D people! The sun is a healer, I should know after a blissful day at the pool yesterday....aaaaaaaa.

UK winters my ass!